Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Yuck

If you have a penis, I would suggest not reading this post.

When I was entering womanhood, and got my period for the first time, it was no big deal. Yes, it was annoying and I hated it and was paranoid about other people noticing. But I went and ran around with my friends until dinner time, and after did homework and everything was normal.

Then as I grew older, the stomach pains began to get worse. So sometimes I would have to stay home, because there was no way I was gallivanting around the neighborhood when I cant move.

And then I got my drivers license and found ice cream fixes everything, especially when my insides are yelling at me to come out.

And then the next year or so I started getting headaches, and getting tired more often and needing AT LEAST 100 hours of sleep a night.

And now, I am finding when it is time for my body to hate me, my nipples are sensitive, and my body aches ALL OVER. What the hell is with this? I have to force myself to move and to get up and go for a walk and leave the house.

This is horrible. I am worried about what it will be like when I am in my 30’s.

5 comments:

  1. aww darling.. that does not sound fun! I"m sorry!! hope things get better and aren't as sucky in your 30S!

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  2. jess I LOVE YOU! just thought i'd let you know.. see you tomorrow!!!

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  3. I hate that girls have to bear this. Don't worry, just concentrate on some other things :)

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  4. dont be sad as this proves a woman has more will power than man!!!!

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  5. Yeah, I guess sometimes having a penis isn't so bad.

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