The slow but steady steps to becoming sick:
Day one: nose is sniffly and people ask if you are getting sick, the only way to handle this step: DENY DENY DENY!
Day two: nose is still sniffly and your voice sometimes decides to play hide and seek. The best way to deal with this is to ignore the signs and continue to tell yourself and anyone that asks that you are NOT getting sick.
Day three: go to sleep at 11pm and wake up at 4pm, its not because you are sick. It is because you had to catch up on your sleep. When people say you look pale, just say you are losing your tan.
Day four: wake up feeling like cement. Head feels heavier than the world. Sleep sleep sleep. Voice is now full on a ‘sick voice’. People say you look like crap, and you do not have the strength to do anything. You are not sick, you simply are relaxing on the holiday.